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OMG i dont know why i got so annoyed at this but i did, i am absolutly fuming now, i have bitten my arm in two im that angry!!

WHO THE HELL CARES!!!!!!!! It was a humouros advert about sausages, yes there was an inuendo towards the male reproductive organs (note i did not say penis, cock, wang or dick just incase it offended someone) but who gives! Why WHY WHY WHY!!!?????? did anyone complain at all? if i had heard thi on the radio whilst driving along i probably wouldnt of heard it at all, or the least i would have giggled a little, a slight smirk perhaps, but no, what i should have done is slammed my handbrake on, bloking another lane of the M6, so i can stop to write a strongly worded letter of complaint, because this particular advert may offend someone, it doesnt actually offend me, but maybe, someone somewhere may be hurt by what it says. WHY? who are these people? Why would there child even understand the inuendo? surely if there child did understand it, it is because they are of sexual maturity and probably bonking there mates at school, or because the parents of these children have grown up in that perverted enviroment. I am cirtain then a normal 5 year old girl will just think the advert is about sausages, and will not be affected in the slightest, even if a chaild asked what the advert is about surely the adult would say its about sausages. Or am i wrong? when the 5 year old girl asks what the advert is about obviosly i should tell her it is about a man with a large mamber and he wants to stick it into things to please his sexual desires!
What annoys me more is that once the strongly worded letter has been sent, the people who receive it actually think
that it matters! WHY? You are the company that has just spent hundreds of pounds on an advert that you thought was funny, witty and sells the product, then you get 2 complaints from a goody two shoes and decide "actaully their right it was wrong of me, lets burn it to a cinder whilst i go hang myself, i deserve to die for what i did!"
Amazingly this is exactly what they do, the advert gets banned, claiming its harmfull to the child.
when infact no-one was offended at all, and all that happened was that this snobby nosed snotty goody two shoes thought they were doing good, when infact the world would have been a better place if they had just kept their mouth shut!! the same thing happened to Clarkson recently, he made a joke about gordon brown being a fat stupid c**t, and Clarkson was slammed from the controller (who sounds like a charecter wannabe from dr who!) because it may cause offence! no one cared! actually the entire audience laughed! plus it wasn't even filmed let alone broadcasted, it was purely a small bit of banter befor the show to warm up the audience! What happened to this country? i thought we had the freedom of speech, not freedom of speach unless you dont like some one or something. or have an opinion. if clarkson thinks that our prime minister is a pratt well then he is entitled to express these views how ever he bloody well likes.
Our opinions, thoughts and ideas should not be contained by the busy bodies trying to fix the world by banning things that might hurt a person if this someone actually cares about the thing that the person complained about! which is actually no one! and whats worse now-a-days is that we are letting the ponces rule our lives!
Yes these people work for those dreaded words. HEALH AND SAFETY. those biggots who tell us we cant play conkers, or have to wear goggles when using blue tac and that garlic bread will give us swine flu and we should stand still, but should stand still carefully wearing 2 hard hats and a high vis jacket, trying not to breath because breathing is bad for your health!
Well bugger them i say, yes i said it, it is an opinion, and i am aloud to express it. and you are too, go out and do what you want, who says you have to follow rules? you are your self , you do not belong to anyone, live your life and care not if someone may be offended if you pick your nose, or make a joke, that is their problem.
So now that my rant is over i will go and reattach my arm with a conkers and blue tac and i shall not wear protection of any sort. Whilst i insert my large pulsing peice of meat into the hole where it belongs!!!!